Monday, December 1, 2008

Things I Love In London

Double-decker buses.
With an unlimited oyster card that was paid for ages ago and plenty of available time, I am able to hop on a London bus for (what feels like) free. These rides are possibly my favorite thing to do here. They allow me to watch people on the sidewalk without feeling like a creeper, and listen in on people's conversations behind me. I love foreign conversations the best, I don't speak any language other than English, but listening to the way the words in other languages spill out from people's lips is fascinating to me. There's nothing like sitting in the front seat of a double-decker with French filling your ears, fashion filling your eyes, and London spread out like a feast before me.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

What might have been lost

As soon as I saw the line winding down from the evening into the basement, I knew it would be a sweaty night. The air turned from pleasantly humid to what-hell-must-feel-like the instant I was shuffled into the bowels of the church along with the rest of the scruffy, artfully un-shaven, plaid shirted concert go-ers. Hydration became the fain focus of the crowd and we herded ourselves towards the corner where a man stood protectively over a large plastic tub of spring water. The audience seemed to gulp as one but it was of little use as the agua oozed back out through our pores, leaving us sticky, salty, and unsatisfied.
The first artist that took the stage did little to help the listeners, letting them fall into a sleepy lull through pretty, quiet, unimpressive songs. Their name was as forgetful as their tunes. Luckily the second act shook our bones a bit more. Bowerbirds, a three person, multitalented group of music makers pierced our ears and our eyes with bright colors, pretty singers, and a set of unclassifiable music with influences from folk, eastern europe, and a love for harmony. Each member sang and played, their song's progressions were marked by rotating positions, and the female singer unabashedly hiking up her dress to wrap her legs around the base drum. The lead singers sweat seemed appropriate for the situation. It was harder to tell who was hotter, those under the lights or those crowded below. I could feel beads of sweat running from my collar bone down between my breasts, only to catch itself on the leather belt around my waist. There's something somehow wonderful about air that feels the same temperature as inside your body. You somehow feel more connected to your environment and those around you. The stage was lit in red giving the room the impression of being inside a human body; generating heat and being heated with liquids flowing all around. Despite and because of the discomfort, it was perfect.
Bon Iver took his time to take the stage, coming off and on, tunning instruments, holding cables in his teeth, and then leaving us to wonder why we were still there. Some people collapsed in panting heaps on the floor, surrounded by a forest of shins and smelly feet.
But nobody left.
At long last, the object of our adoration and the reason we were quite possibly risking our young lives entered the stage, awkwardly shirtless, accompanied by an equally bare-chested band. The boys were clearly as hot as we were, and launched into the music with little introduction. And there has never been such music. Despite the heat, Bon Iver threw himself into the songs. His eyes sweated salty tears and his lips trembled into yells. If the point of listening to music is to realize the beauty of emotion, this show was successful. The band of "skins" played as one, every inperfection and misplayed note was part of a bigger, wiser plan. Bon Iver played the crowd's favorite, Skinny Love, early, as if to show them that his hit was nothing compared to his favorite, which was probably Wolves act I&II. For this song Bon Iver graciously instructed us to join the men on stage and lend our voices to the song. The audience obediantly complied, which allowed the band to reach it's climax for the evening. the air was filled with music, I have never been so completely surrounded by art before. The low notes rattled in my ribcage and trembled in my thighs. I couldn't tell whether I was singing or crying but I felt the song in a say I never would again. Eventually the band cleared the stage and left Bon Iver to what he does best; play his songs simply, stripping them down to their clean, white, beautiful bones. The show ended in a religious room, not because it went down in the basement of a church, but because of the love felt by every person in the room. A love for music, for emotion, and for an artist named Bon Iver.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Homelessness

Please note; this is not a reflective piece on the community of impoverished people living on the streets. This is about my summer, neighborhood, and nomad status.

I've lived in the ghetto for far too long, something I discovered after reviewing my day yesterday.

Woke up before the sun rose in a room I don't pay for.
Went to work.
Exploded a cockroach with my foot on my porch wall.
Did not scream.
Biked into town to avoid being mugged.
Waited outside of Starbucks for twenty minutes before calling my manager and learning that the shift manager was, in fact, mugged.
Did not bat an eye, as this happened last month.
Got off of work, smelly and tired, sat in a park eating free food and talking to the pigeons.
Biked home, and introduced myself to creepy neighbor who likes to sit on his porch and watch our house.
His name is Richard.
Had a five minute chat with a toothless man name Anuul who moved us into our house while drinking a mixture of "Iced tea, orange juice, vodka and three kinds of rum".
So he says.
Drank some beer, ate some more free food.
Broke into a construction site.
Saw a rat run across the road.
Did not scream.
Heard five possible gunshots outside.
Did not care.
Went to bed with my sometimes homeless boyfriend.

I am officially a North Philadelphian.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

My favorite thing to do in the city, hands down, is to go roll around in one of the parks on a warm sunny day. Not that there is much else to do. Available Philadelphia activities generally include;
eating
drinking
shopping
going to shows
getting asked for your spare change
getting mugged for your spare change
jaywalking
eating again 'cause you're still bored.

However, when creativity strikes, or you are turning into a robot internet zombie while sitting bored at home (it happens) Here are some swell things to do in town.

Give out food to the homeless [it always makes me feel good about my self when I'm fucking everything else up]

Go to the soft pretzel factory by the Italian market at midnight. Skinny biker boys from all over Philly come out to grab cheap tasty pretzels, it is quite the sight to see.

Go thrift store hopping. Buffalo Exchange is my favorite, and after you recover from your depression over how expensive that cute dress is, skip on down to the Green Street Consignment where you can help out your wardrobe without hurting your wallet.

People watch in Rittenhouse square. Or in Washington square. Or on any patch of sunny grass/outdoor cafe/street corner in the nice parts of the city. Subways and trains are swell for this to, but be careful you don't come off as too much of a creeper.

Bum around used book stores. Cute one on Tenth between Locust and Spruce, my favorite however is near the corner of Second and Market.

Go espresso hopping. Alright, this counts as drinking, but is a good way to meet people. Find some of the smaller coffee shops in Philly (i.e. anything other than Starbucks) They will most likely be run by people who love the coffee bean, and love to chat about it. Spruce Street Espresso is small and friendly, Blue in Green will guarantee you a good conversation spiced with some sweet people watching action, and during a lull the guys at Brew Ha Ha are pretty entertaining. What's great about coffee shops is the conversational aspect. With the exception of the Last Drop, whose charm lies in their vehemence towards their customers, most baristas consider it part of their job to be chatty.

and thats it. there is nothing else to do in the city. at least that I can think of...
its been a long fucking day.

Disaster at the Bucks

Today was a shitty day.
I work at Starbucks, which usually involves me spilling hot coffee on my hands, and pretending to care about inconsiderate people. Not to mention the daily battle not to consume every single scone in our florescent lit pastry case. Today however, was different. Howard Schultz, the owner and founder of our world famous business came to visit our store.
First of all, the idea was that he was to visit the Philadelphia Starbucks to see what was going on up in the city of Brotherly love. Now, this would be all well and good if he truly was seeing the status quo. He could come and wait with me at 5:17 AM while my shift manager stands me up in the cold. He could do a quick "spin" as the condiment bar turns into a wasteland of empty carafes, used sugar packets, and coffee spills. He could try his hardest not to scream at the crazy bagel lady who makes you toast her bagels to toasty-burnt perfection. But this is not what happens to Howard. Instead, a team of quick talking, fresh pressed men in suits took over our store, making it "acceptable" for the Prez, and making it very clear on everything we were doing wrong. One of them even took over my job ringing for a bit, and forcefully called a customer's order down the line. The change in atmosphere was clear even on the other side of the counter where my grande skinny vanilla late stood, confused at why this smartly dressed shouting man was interrupting his usually laid back, often disorganized Starbucks experience. After this hostile takeover was done with, all that was left was to sit pretty and wait for the Man behind the Mask to come and judge us. No pressure at all. I felt like an elementary schooler who had been stuffed into their best uncomfortable dress and shoved into a room filled with distant relatives.
After what seems like an eternity, He comes with a team of important looking henchmen and orders a large amount of annoyingly tiny coffees in quick succession. I call them, and re-call them because my bar-man wasn't listening. I ring everything up, and Howard gives me his Starbucks card, proudly instructing me not to use the partner discount. I nod, we have a moment of awkwardness, exchange names, and then I scurry off to see how Eric is doing with their drinks. It is not going well. He has done something to mess up a solo macchiato, which for those non-coffee drinkers out there consists of a single shot of espresso, and a spooned dollop of foam on top. I go away to get more short cups and come back to find three more failed attempts and our evil district manager back at the bar, whispering curt instructions on how to make the drink. This is the most demeaning thing, ever. Already ready to cry, I take over on bar to save Eric. In my rush to get this ridiculous situation over with, I pour a single shot of espresso. We are supposed to always pull two shots at a time for some barely relevant reason. Our district manager sees and gives me even more demeaning comments, even though it should be obvious that I just wanted to do the quickest thing possible to fix the situation. When I finally get the fifth stupid attempt at a macchiato up on the bar, I look up to the face of a very annoyed Howard.
"Did you get his short Pikes Place?" Whispers the district manager.
In all the commotion, I forgot to get the president of Starbucks his tiny cup of coffee.

Like I said. Shitty day. I'm still cringing over the whole thing. It will be at least a few more weeks until I can look back and summon up a genuine chuckle.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Rebellion


There is something so glamorous about breaking the rules.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

The Shooter


This boy was taking pictures of an alley full of cats, so I took a picture of him.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Al


Al was perfectly put together, check out the tie. He was also smoking a cigar, which is clearly the definition of Sunday sophistication. He was mildly amused to have his picture taken.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Inspired


It is common knowledge around my friends that I have a great passion for glasses, even though my vision is perfect without them. Because I have no real excuse to wear them, I am infinitely jealous of those people that do. One of the perfect images of a pair of glasses that makes the outfit was taken in Ocean City, his smile speaks for itself.